I Who are you?
II Where do you come from?
III What made you come here?
IV What the fuck are you doing here?

This is how my story goes:

I I am your highest authority here, I take orders from no one, except the Sear-dudes, if I have to.

II From Vaasa, Western Finland, the paradise of the Swedish.

III It is me who is to blame for this place.

IV I'm the one that keeps this place going.